Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Thats so Funny :)

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain? Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain, pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain, Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Bolo wah wa wah wa :)

Khuda Hi KhudaIdhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda haijidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega.

Durakht ke paymane pe chilmanE husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilmanE husn ka furkat se sharmana…Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana.

Tumne mere dil se khela Tumne mere tan se khela Tumne mere man se khela .. ... Wah Wah Well Played

I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u Enuff - I luv other alphabets also

Sardarjee to a woman: "I want to marry you" . Woman: "But I am one year elder to you." Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Being aware in the big bad world

This was passed on by a police woman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for house wives, business women, executives. Many of the hotels cheat the customers just through a mirror & make money while the couple enjoy their honeymoon in their rooms.
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).
So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything. It is simple to do This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror,the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.


These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss.
Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.
Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God… I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God… Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God… If you watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Arent kids just a blessing