Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Picture- Sachin Tendulkar

Yes. Thats our master blaster sachin.
For college fancy dress competition.

Thursday, January 10, 2008


Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" . She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

River Over a River - Water Bridge

Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe! Water Bridge in Germany .... What a feat! Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering!
This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany , as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin . The photo was taken on the day of inauguration. To those who appreciate engineering projects, here's a puzzle for you.
Did that bridge have to be designed to withstand the additional weight of ship and barge traffic, or just the weight of the water?Scroll down to check if your answer is correct.???
Answer: It only needs to be designed to withstand the weight of the water!
Why? A ship always displaces an amount of water that weighs the same as the ship, regardless of how heavily a ship may be loaded.Remember your high school physics, and the fly in an enclosed bottle project???
Similarly, the super sensitive scale proved that it didn't make any difference whether the fly was sitting on the bottom, walking up the side, or flying around.The bottle, air, and fly were a single unit of mass and always weighed the same.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Laloo - Microsoft -English Translation

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA . A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi. Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.


Tuesday, January 1, 2008

New Year- 2008

Make a Difference---- Make a Change----

Life is a journey with stations of hope & despair
It’s all about leaving a footprint--- not just getting there!
Make a difference look around & start from the ground
Yes, you can turn things around!

Time is an element that takes away moments so dear
Engrossed in our routines, we overlook those so near
Make a difference look around at flowers that abound
Yes, you can turn things around!

Reaching out to one another is something we seldom do
For it is not our job, hence left to a few
Make a difference look around at poverty so openly found
Yes, you can turn things around!

There is more to life than living day to day
Leave a mark that will forever stay!
Make a difference look around hear that inner sound
Yes, you can turn things around!

Power is something that can make or break
Turn it around to leave goodwill in its wake!
Make a difference look around for greed is a hound
Yes, you can turn things around!

The clock of life is wound but once they say
Let change touch your lives today!
As we see the sunrise, we will usher in a new fate
Here’s wishing you the best for 2008!