kids

These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss.
Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.
Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God… I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God… Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God… If you watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Arent kids just a blessing

Attitude - A moral story

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Thats the attitude to be.

Facts of Life

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while
driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a
referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a
smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child’s greatest period of growth
is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don’t feel bad. A
lot of people have no talent.
7. Don’t marry the person you want to live
with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret
it later.
8. You can’t buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
9. True
friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate
you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees
with me.
14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn’t matter how
often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to
speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done
it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.

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Few Facts about Guys

In Blue are the facts abour guys and pink are the detailed analysis of the facts :) N'joy

• Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. They don't miss a good looking gal too
• Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,they always think about the girl they truly care about . Next day morning, they go flirting again
• When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're notthinking the way he is. He wants you to agree with him.
• Guys love their moms. Gals too. .
• Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. Just smile?
• Guys hate flirts. Because they don't like competitors.
• A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. Bull shit
• You can never understand him unless you listen to him. he will never understand you even after listening to you.
• Guys are more talkative than girls, especially when the topic is about girls. They are much more talkative when they are drunk.
• When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. Or he will boss you to discard all your bad characters
• You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. And they are still chances that he won't understand.
• When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. They go ahead for new touches
• A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. He needs time to evaluate his other options
• If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. he could love you just once in his lifetime. Chances for once more are rare.
• Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. Really?
• It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't lethim wait that long. He got to attend others tests too.
• If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. Don't except him to do the same, when you tell him your problems
• A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Not vice versa
• Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face ofthe earth faster than girls can. Very Very true.

Graphology - Handwritting Analysis

• The small writing may reflect the shy, inhibited child, and the larger, a survivor who creates her path while overcoming obstacles.
• A low `t` bar indicates low self-esteem, if the second part of the `m` or the second `ll` is higher than the first part, that indicates self-consciousness.
• Large initial capitals show someone who does not allow others to boss him/her around.
• Right slant indicates a response to communication, but not how it takes place. For example, the writer may wish to be friendly, manipulative, responsive, intrusive, to sell, to control, to be loving, supportive, just to name some possibilities.
• If the handwriting is generally upright, this indicates independence.
• A left slant tendency shows emotion and reserve. This writer needs to be true to self first and foremost and can be resentful if others try to push for more commitment from them.
• Large size handwriting can mean extravert and outgoing, or it can mean that the writer puts on an act of confidence, although this behaviour might not be exhibited to strangers.
• Small size can, logically, mean the opposite. Small size handwriting can also indicate a thinker and an academic, depending upon other features in the script.
• If the writing is small and delicate, the writer is unlikely to be a good communicator with anyone other than those on their own particular wavelength. These people do not generally find it easy to break new ground socially.
• Heavy pressure indicates commitment and taking things seriously, but if the pressure is excessively heavy, that writer gets very uptight at times and can react quickly to what they might see as criticism, even though none may have been intended. These writers react first and ask questions afterwards.
• Light pressure shows sensitivity to atmosphere and empathy to people, but can also, if the pressure is uneven, show lack of vitality.

In detail @ http://www.businessballs.com/graphologyhandwritinganalysis.htm

English Heart Attacks

The japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or the Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat, but still suffer fewer heart attacks than British or the Americans. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and eat lots of fat but suffer fewer heart attacks than British or the Americans

Conclusion: Eat and Drink what you like. It's speaking english that kills.
:)