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You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

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Few Facts about Guys

In Blue are the facts abour guys and pink are the detailed analysis of the facts :) N'joy

• Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. They don't miss a good looking gal too
• Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,they always think about the girl they truly care about . Next day morning, they go flirting again
• When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're notthinking the way he is. He wants you to agree with him.
• Guys love their moms. Gals too. .
• Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. Just smile?
• Guys hate flirts. Because they don't like competitors.
• A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. Bull shit
• You can never understand him unless you listen to him. he will never understand you even after listening to you.
• Guys are more talkative than girls, especially when the topic is about girls. They are much more talkative when they are drunk.
• When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. Or he will boss you to discard all your bad characters
• You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. And they are still chances that he won't understand.
• When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. They go ahead for new touches
• A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. He needs time to evaluate his other options
• If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. he could love you just once in his lifetime. Chances for once more are rare.
• Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. Really?
• It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't lethim wait that long. He got to attend others tests too.
• If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. Don't except him to do the same, when you tell him your problems
• A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Not vice versa
• Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face ofthe earth faster than girls can. Very Very true.

Graphology - Handwritting Analysis

• The small writing may reflect the shy, inhibited child, and the larger, a survivor who creates her path while overcoming obstacles.
• A low `t` bar indicates low self-esteem, if the second part of the `m` or the second `ll` is higher than the first part, that indicates self-consciousness.
• Large initial capitals show someone who does not allow others to boss him/her around.
• Right slant indicates a response to communication, but not how it takes place. For example, the writer may wish to be friendly, manipulative, responsive, intrusive, to sell, to control, to be loving, supportive, just to name some possibilities.
• If the handwriting is generally upright, this indicates independence.
• A left slant tendency shows emotion and reserve. This writer needs to be true to self first and foremost and can be resentful if others try to push for more commitment from them.
• Large size handwriting can mean extravert and outgoing, or it can mean that the writer puts on an act of confidence, although this behaviour might not be exhibited to strangers.
• Small size can, logically, mean the opposite. Small size handwriting can also indicate a thinker and an academic, depending upon other features in the script.
• If the writing is small and delicate, the writer is unlikely to be a good communicator with anyone other than those on their own particular wavelength. These people do not generally find it easy to break new ground socially.
• Heavy pressure indicates commitment and taking things seriously, but if the pressure is excessively heavy, that writer gets very uptight at times and can react quickly to what they might see as criticism, even though none may have been intended. These writers react first and ask questions afterwards.
• Light pressure shows sensitivity to atmosphere and empathy to people, but can also, if the pressure is uneven, show lack of vitality.

In detail @ http://www.businessballs.com/graphologyhandwritinganalysis.htm

English Heart Attacks

The japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or the Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat, but still suffer fewer heart attacks than British or the Americans. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and eat lots of fat but suffer fewer heart attacks than British or the Americans

Conclusion: Eat and Drink what you like. It's speaking english that kills.
:)

Thinking of you ( AWWA journal )

When the rising sun is welcomed
By the dew on the fresh leaves of a tree,
I hear your voice, loud and clear.
As if, you were somewhere close to me.
The breeze whistles through the lush green grass,
The mid-day sun shines with all its grace.
I cannot find you anywhere, but,
I smell your fragrance all over the place.
When the birds fly back to heir nests,
And the momnet comes for the sun to depart.
I get the same feeling once agian.
I feel your touch, deep in my heart.
At last, when I lie down on my bed,
And the moon makes a beautiful sight,
The stars shine in the deep blue sea.
And I dream of you, just like every night.

Quick bath :)

AND ONE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGED

I was 21, busy with my job. I had grown up developing my set of likes and dislikes, had opions about everything i know, had few good and few bad habits.
I was not a morning person, i loved sleeping and lazying out. And with the a regular nite shift job, i had all the reason to sleep more. Mom and Dad usually never objected me from doing anything i loved doing. I partied till late nites. Went out with friends at every oppurtunity. Shopped for everything I want to, my job gave me enough money. My phone rang every hour with some many friends and peers calling. I was careless and hardly bothered about anything.
Then i Was married and every thing changed. All of a sudden i found myself in a new home and among new people. I didn't find my mom n dad around me. I was neither wearing same kind of dress nor i was looking same. I was using a different brand toothpaste & soap. I was eating a different kind of food, watching different of TV programes. I was sleeping and waking up at different times. I wasn't working so i wasn't busy. There were no late nite parties and phone hardly rang. I didn't mean that things have changed for wrost, but then they have CHANGED. May be I was too rigid to the sudden change, quiet human. Isn't it?
I searched desperately to find my old self. I called up my friends at work only to realise that things have changed from that end too. No, they havn't forgetten me or appretatied me less, but things that were about us..."That technical thing we learned"..."That appraisal our team got"...are not about us(This US doesn't include me)anymore. I went to my parents place which was once mine. I was received with more love and my parents gave me more attention, but then everybody started expecting me to be more mature. I didn't like what was happening.
Slowly life moved on and i adopted changes. I got more patent and less lazy. Today, I am more stable with my thoughts and emotions. I am more tolorent and less sappy. I am more responsible and mature. Its almost 3 yrs that i am married. Life changed, but today i can tell u that it had changed for better.