Thats so Funny :)

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain? Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain, pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain, Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Bolo wah wa wah wa :)

Khuda Hi KhudaIdhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda haijidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega.

Durakht ke paymane pe chilmanE husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilmanE husn ka furkat se sharmana…Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana.

Tumne mere dil se khela Tumne mere tan se khela Tumne mere man se khela .. ... Wah Wah Well Played

I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u Enuff - I luv other alphabets also

Sardarjee to a woman: "I want to marry you" . Woman: "But I am one year elder to you." Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Being aware in the big bad world

This was passed on by a police woman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for house wives, business women, executives. Many of the hotels cheat the customers just through a mirror & make money while the couple enjoy their honeymoon in their rooms.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).
So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything. It is simple to do This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror,the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.

kids

These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss.
Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.
Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God… I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God… Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God… If you watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Arent kids just a blessing

Attitude - A moral story

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Thats the attitude to be.

Facts of Life

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while
driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a
referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a
smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child’s greatest period of growth
is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don’t feel bad. A
lot of people have no talent.
7. Don’t marry the person you want to live
with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret
it later.
8. You can’t buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
9. True
friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate
you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees
with me.
14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn’t matter how
often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to
speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done
it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.

Question

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Few Facts about Guys

In Blue are the facts abour guys and pink are the detailed analysis of the facts :) N'joy

• Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. They don't miss a good looking gal too
• Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,they always think about the girl they truly care about . Next day morning, they go flirting again
• When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're notthinking the way he is. He wants you to agree with him.
• Guys love their moms. Gals too. .
• Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. Just smile?
• Guys hate flirts. Because they don't like competitors.
• A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. Bull shit
• You can never understand him unless you listen to him. he will never understand you even after listening to you.
• Guys are more talkative than girls, especially when the topic is about girls. They are much more talkative when they are drunk.
• When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. Or he will boss you to discard all your bad characters
• You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. And they are still chances that he won't understand.
• When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. They go ahead for new touches
• A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. He needs time to evaluate his other options
• If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. he could love you just once in his lifetime. Chances for once more are rare.
• Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. Really?
• It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't lethim wait that long. He got to attend others tests too.
• If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. Don't except him to do the same, when you tell him your problems
• A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. Not vice versa
• Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face ofthe earth faster than girls can. Very Very true.