Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Male Bashing...for a change

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hitThe ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ...

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have noIntention of driving. (the best one)

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

6 comments:

Vivek said...

!@#$%^&

Satya Swapna said...

what does that mean vivek? heeeeeeeheee

Bharath Kumar Sole said...

You proved that women don't use brain.

Satya Swapna said...

heeeeeeeehe bhrath...don't take it so personally

Bharath Kumar Sole said...

personally kadu.. nenu denni kandishtunnani.. manavi chesukuntunnanu.

Vivek said...

What does that mean ante eam chebutham.... adanthe...

!@#$%^!! annamata :D